We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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