White coat. Heels.
so let's talk penis.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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