she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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