is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
