i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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