Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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