covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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