Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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