We named our party play list daddy issues
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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