it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You did what with his pubic hair?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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