I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
