dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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