is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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