is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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