Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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