don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
be right there i have to get my cape
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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