You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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