So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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