At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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