i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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