Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm both gender and math confused
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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