walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
How's work?
Spinning.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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