i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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