are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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