We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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