That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
