I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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