She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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