Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just threw up on my dentist
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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