Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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