I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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