Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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