At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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