we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
