If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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