Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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