My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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