FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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