On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm really busy with my period
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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