The maid of honor just puked.
I'm going to jail i love you
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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