I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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