Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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