You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Randomize
