Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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