I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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