yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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