We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We're too hungover to prance.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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