But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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