Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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