How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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