wakey wakey hands off snakey
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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