Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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