my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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