Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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