id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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