Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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