It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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