It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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